Wake up boys, we're in the dump again

Can't get a taxi, it's bucketing rain

Heading downtown with nothing in my brain

Trying to catch my breath



Tired legume in a smoke-filled room

The high school guys are making noise outside

Walking the hall with my shoes untied 

Dying to catch my death 



And now it's Pekoe tea 

With a reflection of me

My only company

As far as I can see

We're doing this the hardest way 

Back at the Hotel Majestic

Same time every day

Hey hey



Watch what you wish for, maybe wish too much?

You'll wake up in Westmoreland doubling Dutch

Aware of the uproar but numb to the touch

Sifting through bad poetry



A sweet disorder never served me as well

As a tape recorder and a worn-out Dell 

Time to reorder, man I feel like hell

I wonder what's on TV



And now it's Pekoe tea 

With a reflection of me 

My only company 

As far as I can see 

We're doing this the hardest way 

Stuck in the Hotel Majestic

Six nights, seven days 



I wake up around two o'clock 

Scrape off my eyelids and' search for my socks 

Holy shit, I'm late 

Now it's knock knock knock 

Let's go



We're doing this the hardest way 

Doing this the hardest way 

Rocking the Hotel Majestic 

I hope you enjoyed your stay 

Hey hey