You're unacceptable
James, James, James
You can't do that anymore
You don't look right, you don't look right
You don't look right, you don't look young
You don't look strong, you don't look right

Kiss me quick, squeeze me slow
If that's all you want me to do!
Timebomb waits in your blood
And all you wanted was love

Barbara
Your prediction's coming true
Jane, Jane, Jane
You're much too good to be true
You can swap your leathers for a plastic mac
And take your motorcycle to the bottle bank

Vroom Vroom
And all you wanted was love