If I was a little --- I'll tell you what I'd do

I'd find myself a big ice stream and split it down the middle with you

That's what I'd do that's what I'd do

That's what I'd do I'd split it down the middle with you

If I was a little hummin' bird I'll tell you what I'd do

I'd get my hummin' in a perfect tune and hum a little tune for you

That's what I'd do that's what I'd do

That's what I'd do I'd hum a little tune for you

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If I was a little puppy dog I'll tell you what I'd do

I'd jump right up in the middle of your lap and let my flees jump off on you

That's what I'd do that's what I'd do

That's what I'd do I'd let my flees jump off on you

That's what I'd do...

That's what I'd do...