Fashion and glitter

Make mine a pint of bitter

Beautiful child

I'm drinking half of mild



You yeah you help me

Drinking and dressing up



Neckscarves and white spats

Ashtrays and ripped up beermats

You wear your bonnet

I'll sip my gin and tonic



You yeah you help me

Drinking and dressing up



No point in thinking

I'll carry on my drinking

You've got no dress sense

Two pints for 98 pence



You yeah you

You cause distress in me