Peter Griffin: 

Nothing else has worked so far 

So I'll wish upon a star 

Wonderous dancing speck of light 

I need a Jew 



Lois makes me take the rap 

Cause our checkbook looks like crap 

Since I can't give her a slap 

I need a Jew 



Where to find 

A Baum or Steen or Stein 

To teach me how to whine and do 

my taaaaaxesss... 



Though by many they're abhored 

Hebrew people I've adored 

Even though they killed my Lord 

I need a Jew 



Max: 

Hi, my name's Max Weinstein, 

my car just broke down, 

can I use you phone? 



Peter: 

Now my troubles are all through 

I have a Jew! 



Max: 

Hey!