Wanda: The problem with you men today

Is you don't listen clearly

This Valentine for whom you pine

Is yours if you sincerely

Pay some very close attention

To the things we're dreaming of

We'll make a list

Which will consist of

What Girl's Love

Mrs. Turner: Our name carved in an old oak tree

Veronica: A trust fund funded shopping spree

Trixie: A hand that fits inside mine like a glove

Tootie: I'd love to squeeze his hunky bod

Vicky: With this high voltage Cato prod

Wanda: Just write it down and go to town on

What Girl's Love

Female Singers: What Girl's Love

Wanda: Is men with feeling

Female Singers: What Girl's Love

Tooth Fairy: Is some romance

Jorgen: Are these heart shaped weights appealing?

Wanda: Just come on and take a chance

Timmy: On What Girl's Love 

Is something special

Cosmo: That no slingshot can destroy

Timmy: Right!

So I decoy

If I'm the boy with

What Girl's Love

So open up your heart and see

That I am someone special

And hear me

As I make my desperate plea

Just listen to me clearly

Cause it's what I'm dreaming of

That you will see that I can be

A boy you'd love!