Dad said I was one of the few who acted bad before I was two

A hyperactive little boy

One day of life on all my toys

I pulled the hair of little girls

slid on cardboard down steep hills

Ghost-ride my bike into walls

Broke windows while playing baseball

Get dragged to shop with the folks

Nag and pout, make 'em look like jokes

Snake some money and go to the store

Kicked a hole in my bedroom door

Dropped a desk on my teacher's toe

"Apologize"

I said no

Big Wheel races were always great fun

I'd stuff the others and I had won

Never had any friends at school

I was too hyper, I was uncool

I'd still rain on everyone's day

To me the world was just a stage.