I broke most of Momma's dishes
She banned me from the kitchen when I was a kid
And I tore Daddy's truck to pieces
Left it in a heap that no mechanic could fix it
You don't believe me, I can see you laughing
But, trust me, I'm an accident waiting here to happen

'Cause I break things, anything I touch
I just get around and then I'm bound to tear 'em up
Yeah, I make things snap and fall apart
So if you wanna hold me, boy, you better watch your heart
Because I break things

You say I'm nothing you can't handle
You're tougher than an anvil, well, baby, we'll see
And I'm like a wrecking ball coming
You're better off running far away from me.
Don't get me wrong now, baby, I adore you
It's only right that I give you fair warning

'Cause I break things, anything I touch
I just get around and then I'm bound to tear 'em up
Yeah, I make things snap and fall apart
So if you wanna hold me, boy, you better watch your heart
Because I break things

Rain is wet, the desert is dry
That's the way it'll always be
And fire is hot, it's dark at night
The sun comes up in the east

And I break things, anything I touch
I just get around and then I'm bound to tear 'em up
Yeah, I make things snap and fall apart
So if you wanna hold me, boy, you better watch your heart
Because I break things

Mmmm, I break things