I got a nice sized collection I'll admit it
Yeah, the night I showed it to her I'll never forget it
One shot of Whiskey River and she was gone, long gone
She couldn't leave my Willie alone

I played her everything from 'Material Girl'
All of my 'Skynyrd' and 'Merle'
'The Beatles' and 'the Rolling Stones'
Yeah, tried like hell to hook her on the 'Man in Black'
She wasn't having any of that
And she kept going back
To the only thing that turned her on
She wouldn't leave my Willie alone

Well, the honeymoon sure did wear off fast
We went from huggy, kissy, to fighting like dogs and cats
Well, bad got worse when she went to cleaning out my home, sweet home
And she wouldn't leave my Willie alone

I tried her everything from 'Material Girl'
All of my 'Skynyrd' and 'Merle'
'The Beatles' and 'the Rolling Stones'
Yeah, try like hell to hook her on the 'Man in Black'
She wouldn't having any of that
And she keeps coming back
To the only thing that turns her on
She won't leave my Willie alone

Yeah, I'm afraid it's been this way my whole life long
They won't leave my Willie alone
No, they won't