Well, Kyle's mom a bitch, she a big fat bitch,
she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesdays, she's a bitch
and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch.
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super King Kameihameiha biatch.

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch.

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch she's a stupid bitch.
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this
(unspeakable passage)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch.

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch she's a stupid bitch.
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

I really mean it...
Kyle's Mom....She's a big fat cranky bitch
Cuz we're talking about Kyle's Mom....Yeah
Ahhhhhh