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EPMD - Jane Ii lyrics

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E   This is me... is this the doctor M.D.?
 Yo P it's kinda early  who's there Laverner and Shirley?
 Is it Kate and Allie  or some other girlie?
 Well anyway  yo P you know I'm lazy
 Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy
 P   Excuse me  but I'm sorry E Double
 It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble
 Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and come over
 E   Why P?
 P - Yo, I think Jane is on my sofa
 E - What?
 P - Last night I was all alone
 Cold watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blown
 Picked up the bat phone, to drop a line to you
 Maybe 10:15, or maybe 10:22
 E - Where was I?
 P - I don't know, you wasn't there
 Threw on the link Rolex watch and fresh gear
 I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow
 Shifted out the door to the local disco
 E - Where'd you go, not to that ran down pub
 P - Hell no... I was coolin at a club
 It was Spanish night, so I was drinkin Molta
 Threw on a little tango, plus a little salsa
 Seen a fly girl, standin next to me
 So I slid over to her very non-chalantly
 She was DEF, body perfectly fit
 She was packin, a 300-E with the kit
 I said, "Kitten, how ya doin miss?"
 I said, "Hello my name is Parrish"
 E - "Hi, my name is Cris"
 P - "Can I buy you a drink?"
 E - "Yes"
 P - "What will it be?"
 E - "A martini and Rossi, Asi Spumante.
 By the way is that your Caadillac Allante
 parked outside right next to my Monte
 car? You can call it, my ex-husband bought it."
 P - Put my ego up here and said it's time to go for it
 "This place is a drag, grab your coat and bag.
 We'll have drinks on the house, back at my pad."
 We got to my house we walked through the door
 Threw on "Night and Day" by
 E - Al. B Sure
 P - She grabbed me, gave me kiss on the lips
 So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips
 I got ahead of myself, because I wanted to flirt
 Took off the G-strings and the V-neck skirt
 Put my eho up here
 E - Yeah it's time to do work
 P - I felt the movement below so it's time to react
 I went in my back utility belt anad pulled out a jim hat
 I bust a move... when it came to that
 But then she freaked it, and grabbed the bozack
 Started dpom it, then she called me the master
 E - You got bigger, better, stronger and much faster
 P - At first I laughed, as if it was a joke
 But then my heart skipped a beat, and I lost a stroke
 I said to myself, oh no it couldn't be
 The J to the A to the N to the E
 E - Yo P don't tell me it was Jane you were douchin
 With the Anita Baker head
 P - Nah more like Whitney Houston
 E - While the record's still playing to Al B. Sure's "Effect Mode"
 Stay tuned, to be continued on the next episode
 Peace, I'm Audi 5000
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Author: ?

Composer: ?

Publisher: Fresh Records

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Released in: 1989

Language: English

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