Yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart away.

But today is a new day time to start living my life my own way.

No rules and no embarassment, way more sex and no harrassment.

I think, I'm better off on my own! I'm better off all alone.


Well I started thinking about us lately,

And just maybe you weren't the one who left me.

Maybe I decided to leave you first.

Because you're nothing but a big jerk!


I'm hating you more and more lately.

I even stopped calling you baby.

Maybe, I'll decide to ignore you.

Just maybe, I'll be the one to forget to call you.


I think I'm gonna buy you a shirt, from hot topic you jerk. (That says I suck!)

I think I'm gonna prank call you at work. (And sell you a penis shaped Bananna)

I think I'm gonna make my dog eat your homework. (Cause you're not too cool for school.)

I think I'm gonna cry and try to forget all the great times we had.