You know I just don`t get it
Last year I was nobody
This year I`m sellin records
Now everyone wants to come around like I owe em sumthin...
The fuck you want from me?
Ten million dollars?
Get the fuck outta here!
You see I`m...
Just Marshall Mathers...
I`m just a regular guy I don`t know why
All the fuss about me...
Nobody ever gave a fuck before 
All they did was doubt me...
Now everybody wanna run they mouth
And try to take shots at me...
Yo, you might see me joggin
Or you might see me walkin
You might see me walkin 
A dead rottweiler dog
With his head chopped off in the park
With a spiked collar hollerin
At him cuz the son of a bitch wont quit barkin
Or leaning out a window with a cocked shotgun
Drivin up the block in the car that they shot Pac in
Lookin for BIG`s killas
Dressin ridiculous
Blue and red like I don`t see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace
Pissed off, cuz Biggie and Pac just missed all us
Watchin all these cheap immitations get rich off em
And get dollars that shoulda been theirs like they switched wallets
And amist all this chris poppin and wrist watches
I just sit back and just watch and just get nauseas
And walk around with a empty bottle of Remmy Martin 
Startin shit like some 26 year old skinny Cartman (God Damn It)
I`m anti Backstreet and Ricky Martin
It`s instincts to kill N Sync don`t get me started
These fuckin brats can`t sing and Britney`s garbage
What is this bitch retarded
Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in magazines smilin (Hehe)
Whatever happened to wildin out and being violent
Whatever happened to catchin a good old-fashioned passionate
Ass whoopin and getting your shoes, coat, and your hat tooken
New kids on the block suck allota dick
Boy girl groups make me sick
And I can`t wait till I catch all you faggots in public
Imma love it (Ha Ha Ha)
Vanilla Ice don`t like me (Uh Uh)
He said some shit devior despite me (Yep)
Then went and dyed his hair just like me (Ha Ha)
A bunch of little kids wanna swear just like me
Run around screamin "I don`t care, just bite me" (Na Na)
I think I was put here to annoy the world
And destroy your little 4 year old boy or girl
Plus I was put here to put fear
In faggots who spray FAYGO root beer
And call themselves clowns cuz they look queer
FAGGY 2 dope and silent gay
Claimin Detriot, when y`all live twenty miles away
And I don`t wrestle I`ll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out
Ask them about the club they was at when they snuck out
After they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out
Ducked down and got paintball shot at they truck PLOW!
Look at y`all runnin your mouth again
When you aint seen a fuckin mile roll South of 10
And I don`t need help 
From D-12
To beat up
Two females
And make up
When they tried to scratch me 
Wit Lee nails
Slim Anus...you damn right Slim Anus 
I don`t get fucked in mine like you two little flamin faggots
Cuz I`m...
Just Marshall Mathers...
I`m not a wrestler guy 
I`ll knock you out if you talk about me...
Come and see me on the streets alone 
If you assholes doubt me...
And if wanna run your mouth 
Then come and take your best shot at me...
Is it because you love me 
That y`all expect so much of me
You little groupie bitch get off me
Go fuck Puffy
Now because of this blonde mop
That`s on top
Wit this fucked up head that I`ve got
I`ve gone pop 
The underground just spun around and did a 360
Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies
Oh, he just did some shit with Missy
So now he thinks he`s too big to do some shit with MC Get Busy
My fuckin bitch mom suing for ten million
She must want a dollar for every pill I been stealin
Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit
All I had to do was go in her room and lift up a matress
Which is it bitch Mrs. Riggs or Ms. Mathers
It doesn`t matter........faggot
Talkin about how I fabricated my past
He`s just aggravated I wont ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, what the hell is a fella to do
For every million I make, another relative sues
Family fightin and fussin 
Over for who wants to invite me to supper
All of a sudden 
I got 90 some cousins (Hey It`s Me)
A half brother and sister who never seen me
Or even bothered to call me
Until they saw me on TV
Now everybody`s so happy and proud
I`m finally allowed 
To set foot in my girlfriends house (Hey)
And then to top it off I walk to the newsstand
And buy this cheap ass magazine with a food stamp
Skipped to the last page flipped right fast
And what do i see? A picture of my big white ass!
Ok, lemme give you motherfuckers some help
Uh here...double XL, double XL
Now your magazine shouldn`t have so much trouble to sell
Aww fuck it I`ll even buy a couple myself
Cuz I`m...
Just Marshall Mathers...
I`m just a regular guy I don`t know 
All the fuss about me...
Nobody ever gave a fuck before 
All they did was doubt me...
Now everybody wanna run they mouth
And try to take shots at me...
Because I`m...
Just Marshall Mathers...
I`m just a regular guy I don`t know 
All the fuss about me...
Nobody ever gave a fuck before 
All they did was doubt me...
Now everybody wanna run they mouth
And try to take shots at me...