Eminem

Eminem - Any Man lyrics

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Hi!
 Original Bad Boy on the case  cover your face
 Came in the place blowed  and sprayed Puffy with Mase
 I laced the weed with insect repellant  better check the smelly
 Eminem starts with E  better check the spelling
 with a capital  somebody grab me a Snapple
 I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's apple
 Somebody dropped me on my head  and I was sure
 that my mother did it  but the bitch won't admit it was her
 I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months
 and said, "I'm ready now bitch - ain't you feelin these kicks cunt?"
 The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell
 I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell
 I'm sick of these sperm cells with syphillis germs
 and I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burns
 I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach
 and vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it
 (Yuck!) Hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet
 If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick til you numb it
 And all that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kill it
 Cause your style is like dyin in my sleep, I don't feel it

 Chorus: Eminem

 Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
 for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
 is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha?
 Is fuckin crazy -- hello, hi!
 Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
 for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
 is fuckin crazy -- do you hear me?
 Is fuckin crazy

 [Eminem]
 I'm ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grin
 I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gym
 I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake alias
 to save me with in case I get chased by space aliens
 A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium
 than a maniac Saudi Arabian
 A highly combustible head, spazmatic
 strapped to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
 Laid up in the hospital in critical condition
 I flatlined; jumped up and ran from the mortician
 High speed, IV full of thai weed
 Lookin Chinese, with my knees stuck together like siamese
 twins, joined at the groin like lesbians
 Uhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins
 I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends
 on if I keep on killin my girlfriends

 Chorus: Eminem

 Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
 for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
 is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha?
 Is fuckin crazy -- listen!!
 Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
 for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
 is fuckin crazy -- you hear me?
 Is fuckin crazy

 [Eminem]
 Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust
 and got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed
 (Shucks!) I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say
 I call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and play
 I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day
 of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be (RRARRRRH)
 Give me eleven Excederin my head'll spin
 Medicine'll get me revvin like a 747 jet engine
 Scratched my balls til I shredded skin
 "Doctor, check this rash, look how red it's been"
 "It's probably AIDS!" Forget it then
 I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
 that don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildos
 So reach in your billfolds, for ten ducats
 and pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on Rawkus
 Somethin somethin somethin, somethin I get weeded
 My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn't read it
 Damn
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Publisher: ThisIs50.com, Shade 45, Shadyville, Radioplanet.tv

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Released in: 2009

Language: English

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