Ho jump down, spin around, let`s have a party
Look who`s back, Stay Away Joe
Chock taw, chick a Shaw, gonna drink me hearty
Welcome back, Stay Away Joe

Stay Away Joe they call me
Stay Away Joe oh yeah!
But if you need me call me
Hoop and a holler and I`ll be there
Ho!

Who keeps turnin` up like a bad penny
Take one guess, Stay Away Joe
Always findin` trouble a-plenty
Oh my yes, I reckon you know

Stay Away Joe they call me
Stay Away Joe oh yeah!
But if you need me call me
Hoop and a holler and I`ll be there
Ho!
Ho!

When two lips are right for the pickin`
Who crops up
I love them and leave them screamin` `n kickin`
Giddy up look at him look at him go

Stay Away Joe they call me
Stay Away Joe oh yeah!
But if you need me call me
Hoop and a holler and I`ll be there
Ho!
Hey!