Drive by Mr. Sportscar,too fast to stop for me
Drive by Mr. Sportscar,
way too fast to stop for me
By the way,
your V8-Ford's only got two seats,
where would your baby be ?

Drive by Mr. Trucker,
too complicated to give me a ride
Drive by Mr. Trucker,
it's too complicated to give me a ride
You already carry six tons of chickens,
where am I gonna hide ?

Drive by Mr. Moderate,
too scared to stop for me
Drive by Mr. Moderate,
too scared to stop for me
Sure if you'd stop,
you would find out what a creep
that I might be.

Slow down Miss Peaches,
I really need a ride
Slow down, slow down Miss Peaches,
I really need a ride
I've been hikin' for over three hours and
I'm just dying for a little bite