Oh, you humor me today
Calling me out to play
With your telescope eyes, metal teeth
I can't be seen with you, you freak

Go cry, go run away
Let your short legs carry you away
With your big dress and your dirty hair
Your pen's waiting for you
Just get far, far away from me
I don't want your disease

Please don't make me cry
Please don't make me cry
I'm just like you, I know you know
I'm just like you, so leave me alone

Dear Matthew
Why can't you see?
You're just not near enough like me
With your telescope eyes, metal teeth
I can't be seen with you

Please don't make me cry
Please don't make me cry
I'm just like you, I know you know
I'm just like you, so leave me alone

Please don't make me cry
Please don't make me cry
I'm just like you, I know you know
I'm just like you, so leave me alone

Please don't make me cry
Please don't make me cry
I'm just like you, I know you know
I'm just like you, so leave me alone

Please don't make me cry
Please don't make me cry
I'm just like you, I know you know
I'm just like you, so leave me alone

Oh, you humor me today