I'm a sweetheart, such a sweetheart, and I love her so
I love her oh, oh, oh
I want the world to know
I love to shout and rave about it every place I go
And when I see a crowd, you'll hear me yell out loud
I love her, she loves me
I'm her he, she's my she
Though for looks she's only fair
And her figure isn't there
Her figure is much bigger in the bank, well I declare
Her papa, he has dough, he has dough, and _________
And she's his only child, and she's awfully wild
So I love her and she loves me
I love her, ra la la la la
She loves me
I'm her he, ra la la la la
She's my she
Though I am a trifle slim
Still I'm her favorite him

The lyrics don't mean very much
But the music is awfully pretty
She loves Chair
Morris Chair
Morris Chair
______
She calls me the chic
'Cause she likes my technique
And I love her and she loves me
Her skirts are awfully short
But I'm an awful sport
So I love her and she loves me
I love her, she loves me
ABC, DFG
She's as dumb as she can be
But she's not too dumb for me
She sent a dress by express and marked it DBD
Every day, ting a ling ling
On the phone
Eddie's here
I'm alone
She's an awful sap
But when she's on my lap
Say I love her and she loves me