When attacked by a bear, 
Simply lie still on the ground, 
And cover your face and head with your hands.
When the bear is finished mauling you, 
Contact the U.S. Forest Service.

GRIZZLY, GRIZZLY, GRIZZLY
GRIZZLY, GRIZZLY, GRIZZLY
GRIZZLY, GRIZZLY, GRIZZLY

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I LET THE...
GRIZZLY
COME INTO MY CAMPSITE...
GRIZZLY
STEAL ALL OF MY CHILDREN...
GRIZZLY
THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST NIGHT...

YOUR CUBS
AGH
WILL BE MINE.

GRR, GRR.

GRIZZLY VS. MAN
WE'LL TAKE A STAND
WE'LL FUCKIN' SKIN YOU ALIVE.

BEAST YOU MUST CONFESS
YOU ARE AFRAID
I WILL BE YOUR DEMISE.

GRRRRRRRRR.

GRRRRRRRRR.