Uh-oh-uh-oh-woh, Fred, come to bed
Oh baby, sex is joy but use a Billy boy
Oh, Willy, use a Billy
Scilly Willy.
A Billy for your thrilling joy
I wanna Billy boy

A-a-h, aah, ah!

So you want sex, sex, sex with your ex
And it won't cost you any tax
But Willy, you better care for sure
And use a Billy with your long ding-dong, ding-dong
She'll find out you're the number one
So go, man. Go and use your toy
But not without a Billy boy

Oh, Willy, Willy, use a Billy
Don't be silly
Oh baby, sex is joy but use a Billy boy
Oh Willy, use a Billy
Scilly Willy
A Billy for your pretty joy

Oweohoewoh, Fred, come to bed,
'Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet
Oweohoewoh!

Hey, hey, hey, Fritz!
Hey, hey, hey, Fritz!
Hey, hey, hey, Fritz!
Hey, hey, hey, Fritz!
Hey, hey, hey, Fritz!
Hey, hey, hey, Fritz!

Hey, hey, hey, Fritz, your key fits nicely
My body opens to your touch
So ring my bell and just entice me
I need your loving, oh, so much
Hey, hey, hey, Fritz, I know I thrill you
But if you love me, please, take care
'Cause if Max gets you he will kill you
You better watch out for him, Fritz
'Cause he's wild and, baby, when he aims he hits

A-a-a-h, ahh, a-a-hha, a-ah,ah

Sex on the phone, I'm so alone
Some sex on the phone, I need it so
Okay! I do what you'll say, come on
And gimme sex on the phone so I can feel
Your sex on the phone is really real
Your touch, I want it so much
I want...

Max, don't have sex with your ex
It will make your life complex, my Max
Baby, take it easy
Max, don't have sex with your Ex
It will knock you off your legs
Oh Max, stay cool and just relax

I gotta warn you
Don't have sex with your ex, Max
Ahhh, ahhh

Oh, Max!