I been around the world

I seen a lot of things

That make your chicken curl

You're squeezing like boys and teasing like girls

Confusing like boys and girls

Plan an exit route... parachute... rubber suit

Are you ready for a little swim

There's regular... queen size... flip it on the b side... solid gold



Oh my God what's this?



I saw the bedroom toys

Now I'm stalling

I can't believe my eyes

I saw the bedroom toys

Now I'm crawling

I learn to improvise



Checking out the five star atmosphere

You want some expertise

If you got treasure, I'll pay you for the pleasure

It'll bring you to your knees

Silicone romance, what's your name fancypants?

Got your eye on the employees

Forget about the reeling, talk about the feeling

Solid Gold



You want it... you got it... now what you gonna do with it?



Now you washed up, beat smashing, grab no receipt takes the platinum off your shine

Lazy bed star, la di da, petty bourgeois

Oh my would you look at the time

Until you wise up, you know we're gonna line up

The pimps and snitches to dip into your riches

If you can't destroy it, you might as well enjoy it