Gimme something to eat

Gimme what you got

And I don't want beans cause they make me fart

I don't want no chili

No siree

Cause that leaves skid marks in my BVDs

I don't want no yogurt

Tastes like shit

I don't want a glass of milk from a cow's long tit

And no I aint in the mood for a juicy steak

And I don't want to yodel for some chocolate cake

I don't want a Big Mac or a number three

Hurry up homeboy now take a look at me

Cause I'm starving - I am about to cry

I could eat this b-b-burger on a piece of rye

Bread - I said

Cause if I don't eat soon then soon I will be dead

Cause in a minute or two I'm a cause some damage

If you don't cook me up a pork chop sandwich



Pork chop sandwich

Heat it up, heat it up



Heat it up, heat it up y'all y'all



I don't give a fuck if it is five days old

And I really don't care if it's hot or cold

I really don't mind if the bread got mould

Cause my pork chop sandwich cannot be sold

Oh shit I can smell it baking

Hands off junior cause this one's taken

Now oh shit it's almost done

I'm a slap that nigger right between two buns

Perhaps two pieces of pumpernickel

Put em in the toaster that I bought at Rickel's

Or did I get it at Top Supplying City

I really don't remember cause my stomach feels shitty now



Pork chop sandwich

Heat it up, heat it up



Heat it up, heat it up y'all y'all



I'm about to eat this lovely treat

Two pieces of bread with some pork chop meat

You want a bite

You want a bite right?

Well open up sucker cause here it comes

So



Pork chop sandwich

Heat it up, heat it up



Heat it up, heat it up y'all y'all

Eat it



I just see it

Give it me back my head is burning

I just see it

Give it me back my head is burning

Gotta eat it

Give it me back my head is burning

Just see it

Give it me back my head is burning

Gotta eat it

Give it me back my head it burning

Just see it

Give it me back my head it burning

Gotta eat it

Give it me back my head it burning

Just see it

And I'm (?)



Gimme my fucking sandwich

You piece of shit