Well it's all gone to hell now, the wimps have gangs.

Pop-punk tough guys, neck tattoos.

If you guys are hard, then I'd rather be soft.

Man, I gotta find me some seriously sensitive dudes!



Hey!

Ho!

Hey!

You gotta shake hands with your feelings

in the wicked sensitive crew.



In Pittsburgh they called us closed minded,

but we know that's simply not true.

Yeah, we're touchy, feely, sensitive guys,

I ain't ashamed I cried when Micky died in Rocky 2!



In Sidney they misunderstood us,

they called us thugs and mean-spirited types.

Yeah, we might not be Swedish, and we sure ain't vegan,

but do thugs have posters on their bedroom wall

of the dude from the Darkness in a creepy meat suit 

zippered so low you could...

God that's gross!

No, it's cool!



Hey!

Ho!

Hey!

You gotta shake hands with your feelings

in the wicked sensitive crew.



I don't know nothin' about no meat suit, 

but I'll tell you there's one town that's ahead of the times.

Man, they know what's up for sure

You see, it's home to the godfather of love

The bald little man who started it all

One Teddy "Huggybear" Etoll



Hey!

Ho!

Hey!

You gotta shake hands with your feelings

We've got a big hug waiting for you.



Hey!

Ho!

Hey!

You gotta shake hands with your feelings

In the wicked sensitive crew.