Here I am once again
Where we left off, where I come in
You're half asleep to underscore
That you're the one it's over for
I'm up drinking scotch on suicide watch

I can see your shifty eyes
Those 51-50 eyes
They'll never know, we'll never learn
It's ever so, forever turn
The pressure up a notch on suicide watch

I've been here before
It's the only time I ever see you any more
You're so good at this routine, yeah
And I'm a suicide watch machine
It's nice to spend this time with you
I know we'll do it again in a month or two
When I get called in on suicide watch again
Suicide watch again

Ah na
Ah na na na na
Ah na na na... suicide watch

Ah na
Ah na na na na
Ah na na na... suicide watch

I'm not much of a safety net
Well what did you expect to get
When all I have to give to you
Is to 51-50 you
And try not to botch another suicide watch

Ah na
Ah na na na na
Ah na na na... suicide watch

Ah na
Ah na na na na
Ah na na na... suicide watch