D'oyly Carte Opera Company
D'oyly Carte Opera Company - Hail Men O' Wars' Men lyrics
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Enter little Buttercup, with large basket on her arm RECITATIVE Hail, men-o'-war's men -- safeguards of your nation Here is an end, at last, of all privation; You've got your pay -- spare all you can afford To welcome Little Buttercup on board. ARIA For I'm called Little Buttercup -- dear Little Buttercup, Though I could never tell why, But still I'm called Buttercup -- poor little Buttercup, Sweet Little Buttercup I! I've snuff and tobaccy, and excellent jacky, I've scissors, and watches, and knives; I've ribbons and laces to set off the faces Of pretty young sweethearts and wives. I've treacle and toffee, I've tea and I've coffee, Soft tommy and succulent chops; I've chickens and conies, and pretty polonies, And excellent peppermint drops. Then buy of your Buttercup -- dear Little Buttercup; Sailors should never be shy; So, buy of your Buttercup -- poor Little Buttercup; Come, of your Buttercup buy! BOAT. Aye, Little Buttercup -- and well called -- for you're the rosiest, the roundest, and the reddest beauty in all Spithead. BUT. Red, am I? and round -- and rosy! Maybe, for I have dissembled well! But hark ye, my merry friend -- hast ever thought that beneath a gay and frivolous exterior there may lurk a canker-worm which is slowly but surely eating its way into one's very heart? BOAT. No, my lass, I can't say I've ever thought that. Enter Dick Deadeye. He pushes through sailors, and comes down DICK. I have thought it often. (All recoil from him.) BUT. Yes, you look like it! What's the matter with the man? Isn't he well? BOAT. Don't take no heed of him; that's only poor Dick Deadeye. DICK. I say -- it's a beast of a name, ain't it -- Dick Deadeye? BUT. It's not a nice name. DICK. I'm ugly too, ain't I? BUT. You are certainly plain. DICK. And I'm three-cornered too, ain't I? BUT. You are rather triangular. DICK. Ha! ha! That's it. I'm ugly, and they hate me for it; for you all hate me, don't you? ALL. We do! DICK. There! BOAT. Well, Dick, we wouldn't go for to hurt any fellow- creature's feelings, but you can't expect a chap with such a name as Dick Deadeye to be a popular character -- now can you? DICK. No. BOAT. It's asking too much, ain't it? DICK. It is. From such a face and form as mine the noblest sentiments sound like the black utterances of a depraved imagination. It is human nature -- I am resigned. RECITATIVE BUT. (looking down hatchway). But, tell me -- who's the youth whose faltering feet With difficulty bear him on his course? BOAT. That is the smartest lad in all the fleet-- Ralph Rackstraw! BUT. Ha! That name! Remorse! remorse!