Pitti-Sing:
For he's gone and married Yum-Yum
All:
Yum-Yum!
Pitti-Sing:
Your anger pray bury,
For all will be merry,
I think you had better succumb
All:
Cumb cumb.
Pitti-Sing:
And join our expressions of glee!

Ko-Ko:
On this subject I pray you be dumb
All:
Dumb dumb!
Ko-Ko:
Your notions, though many,
Are not worth a penny,
The word for your guidance is "Mum"
All:
Mum Mum!
Ko-Ko:
You've a very good bargain in me.

All:
On this subject we pray you be dumb
Dumb dumb!
We think you had better succumb
Cumb cumb!
You'll find there are many
Who'll wed for a penny,
Who'll wed for a penny,
There are lots of good fish in the sea,
There are lots of good fish in the sea,
There's lots of good fish, good fish in the sea,
There's lots of good fish, good fish in the sea,
In the sea, in the sea, in the sea, in the sea.

Yum-Yum & lst Sopranos:
With joyous shout, with joyous shout and ringing cheer,
Inaugurate, inaugurate their new career!
With joyous shout
and ringing cheer,
With joyous, joyous shout
With laughing song and merry dance,
With laughing song and merry dance,
With song and dance.

Others:
With joyous shout, with joyous shout and ringing cheer,
Inaugurate, inaugurate their new career!
With joyous shout and ringing cheer,
Inaugurate their new career!
With joyous shout and ringing cheer,
Inaugurate their new career!
With song
And dance,
With song and dance.