Hey, I'm walking with my woman, she got great big feet
Long, lean and angry, she ain't had nothing to eat
But she's my woman, and I love her just the same
She's a fine looking woman, and Caldonia is her name

Now here we go!

Caldonia, Caldonia, what makes your big head so hard

I love her, yeah, I love her just the same
Give me that now

I'm crazy about the woman, 'cause Caldonia is her name
Can we do it once more?

Caldonia, Caldonia, what makes your big head so hard, oh
Caldonia, Caldonia, Caldonia