I always been Crazy 'bout cars
 From Jettas to Jaguars
 BM's are cool
 But Mercedes rule
 I always been Crazy 'bout cars

 Drivin' down the street and I can't stop
 And it's gettin' kinda hot so I might take off the drop top
 And see the pretty girls as they walk by (honk honk)
 Yo baby you want to go for a ride
 K.K. ("Yo Doug her come the cops!!")
 So I have nuthin' to hide
 Besides I'm looking for a bride
 Let's go!!
 Mercedes for the ladies,BM's are cool
 But Mazerati and Porsches are the things that rule
 If you were raised in New York by now you know
 That walking down the street is like going to a car show
 Diamond in the back,sun roof top
 Chillin' in the scene with the gangster lean oo,oo,oo
 K.K. ("Yo Doug,the cops is tailin' us")
 They better stop or pretty soon they'll be mailin' us
 An apology note,we don't work on the street
 They better go ride behind a Suzuki cheap Jeep
 (But,but)
 But what?Go to sleep!
 I'm waitin' at the light so I can go
 Homeboy in another car yelled out "Yo!"
 Chill Will:("What up Ha,what you doin' today?")
 Yo,why you drivin' that Hyundai?
 Chill Will:("Oh,I'm coolin' today")
 Well I'll see you later on tonight
 Chill Will:("Okay")
 K.K.:("Hey yo Doug,the light is green")
 Thanks,but anyway.....

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 White sweater,blue Jetta or Saab nine thou
 Turrrrbo,how you like me now?
 Howya,howya,hawyah like me now
 Howya,hawya,hawya,hawya like me now
 Phil Rizzuto say's "Holy Cow"
 How yah like me now?
 Now bus it.....

 I'm drivin' in my real fly transportation
 Pushin' eighty-five to my destination
 Me and my girl and I'm on the lean
 With my Saab stick shift in between
 Pushin' it,huggin' the road so tight
 'Til hear a siren and a real bright light
 Didn't pay no attention with the cruise control
 Until I heard a deep voice say
 Chill Will:("Highway patrol")
 So I pulled to the side and I started to laugh
 'Cause I think they wanted my autograph
 Ha,ha,ha,ha,but anyway
 They got their car started over to mine
 Registration,insurance I could not find
 He had a smile on his face like your "ass" is mine
 Chill Will:("Boy,your ass is mine!!")
 So he got out of his car and approach my window
 Waitin' for me to like give him the info
 I reached over,gave my girlie a kiss
 Put the gears in three and I did like this
 VVVAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
 I was doin' 120 my girl started to remind me
 Cool and calm they was right behind me
 My girl say
 Dawn:("Doug E.,don't press your luck!!")
 I said lucky for me that I don't drive drunk!
 I was coolin' (and by the way)
 I was rullin',know what I'm s-s-s-s-s-s-sayin'

 So movin' right along to the end of the story
 Cops were on my tail and really started to bore me
 I adjusted my mirror to see much clearer
 Cops were gettin' nearer
 So I had to prepare her
 Fasten your seat belt one more exit to go
 Then I pushed the Red Button on the Saab Turbo
 We was outta there as the wind blew her hair
 Her lips and legs showed alot of potential
 The rest of the story is confidential
 Know what I'm s-s-s-s-s-sayin',ay-yo

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