Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao...

My tag's Tall Tim
(No need to shout! )
I said that's my name
(So don't wear it out! )
You see me here, I'm burning hot
I'm a juicy hamburger cos I've got the lot
I've got a bone the size of a Tyrannosaurus Rex
Only one thing, I want your sex!

My name is Tricky Ricky, if the situation's sticky
Then I'm your man, I've got a plan
I used to be a brickie
I don't give a damn about what you say
If you don't like that you'd better walk this way
(Rock it Tricky Ricky, gonna rock it to the left
Rock it Tricky Ricky, gonna rock it to the right)

My name is Paul, I'm the best of all
Cos I'm in your face like a can of mace
I'm a groove lick, love child, king of the 'verse
Mess with me, Lord, you'll leave in a hearse

Your God is a nothing God
Is a mealy-mouthed God
Is a weak-arsed God
My God is a really tough God
Is a straight line God
Is a good ole boy
Your God drinks peach nectar
Eats boiled fruit
Can't fart out loud
My God arm wrestled Khruschev
Eats meat, farts with pride
Hey, hey!

Commies for Christ
Hammers and sickles and the words not flesh it's steel
Commies for Christ
Cos he's the man who carved the lamb and made us feel
Commies for Christ
I'm having a sexual fling with a red under my bed
Commies for Christ
Drank too much altar wine, it's blown off half my head

Take Marx, take Christ, take drugs
Take Marx, take Christ, take drugs
Take Marx, take Christ, take drugs
Take Marx, take Christ, take dr-dr-dr-dr-dr-drugs

My God is a vengeful God
Is Cecil B. de Mille
And kills for the fun of it
(Rep-rep- repetition! Rep-rep- repetition! Yo, yo! )
Your God's been around for too long
He can't get down, he's an aging hippy
(Hippy, hippy, skippy, skippy)
(Tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch! )
God, hey!

Commies for Christ
Go get some long knives to carve up these loaves and fishes
Commies for Christ
Support the cause or else someone could get vicious
Commies for Christ's sake
Cos he's the word you've heard
The truth, the light, the way
My God ain't risen cos he's sleepin' in today

Take Marx, take Christ, take drugs
Take Marx, take Christ, take drugs
Take Marx, take Christ, take drugs
Take Marx, take Christ, take drugs

Jesus rocks the Kremlin, baby
Commies for C- C- C- C-C- C-C- Coca Cola
AMEN!