Lordy, Lordy, Lordy
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy

When Jonah walked down into that whale
(Lordy, Lordy, Lordy into that whale)
He thought that he was walking down into Hell
(Lordy, Lordy, Lordy down into Hell)
Well, he looked at his liver and his pumpin' heart
And said, "I'm in some trouble if he lets off a kahuna."

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy Jesus
Then Jesus came ridin' outta the sky
Don't ask me why he was flying so high
He said, "You take the low road, I'll take the high
We'll be riding in the Cadillac of Jesus."

When the Lord gave the Ten Commandments to Moses
(Lordy, Lordy, Lordy gave them to Moses)
Moses said "God! Hold my pantyhoses!"
(Lordy, Lordy, Lordy hold your horses)
He said, "I like Number One."
(Hey! Hey! )
"I dig Number Three."
(Hey! Hey! )
"But you're takin' all the fun out of adultery!"

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy Jesus
Then Jesus came ridin' outta the sky
Don't ask me why he was flying so high
He said, "You take the low road, I'll take the high
We'll be riding in the Cadillac of Jesus."

Jesus drives a big pink Cadillac
Angel feathered seats, Chandeliers in the back
He's got a telephone to God
And a portable TV
And the biggest cocktail bar
That you ever did see
So put your clothes back on
And come driving with me
It's a Cadillac of love
On the road to
Glo... ry

AMEN!