When I was a youngin', my daddy said to me 
Son I wanna know what it is you wanna be 
I said I'll never wear a tie, but I like the color 
green 
I think I'm gonna wanna fly the fucking F-16 
Now I heard my mama screaming 'cause I yelled it right 
out loud 
So daddy had to wash my mouth but I knew that he was 
proud 
He gave me a shot that was something in between 
Lysol and alcohol with a touch of gasoline 

Fox 1, when you've got nothing left 
Fox 2, it's that heater in your chest 
Fox 3, the only friend you'll ever need 
That cocksucker motherfucker Jeremiah Weed 

Now if you drive the Eagle then you drink it all for 
show 
And if you drive the Hog then you gotta drink it slow 
And if you drive the Viper then you gotta drink it fast 
'Cause this aint a time to loiter and we aint got the 
gas 
Now if you drive the Stinkbug then drink it on your own 
alone 
And if you're stuck in UAVs then my advice to you 
Is to drink the fucking bottle, man, there's nothing 
left to do 

Fox 1, when you've got nothing left 
Fox 2, it's that heater in your chest 
Fox 3, the only friend you'll ever need 
That cocksucker motherfucker Jeremiah Weed 

The greatest fighter pilot that ever I did see 
Came in one day and took his place at the pisser next 
to me 
I knew he was a killer I could smell it when he peed 
That fucker drank his coffee with a big ol shot of weed 
Now everyone is curious and they all want to know 
Does it make you smarter will it make your penis grow 
It won't bring ya women and it won't bring ya luck 
So why do we drink it? 'Cause it tastes like fuck! 

Fox 1, when you've got nothing left 
Fox 2, it's that heater in your chest 
Fox 3, the only friend you'll ever need 
That cocksucker motherfucker Jeremiah Weed