I dropped the bomb that killed Saddam
That fat ol' bastard is dead and gone
The news didn't show it, but I know it
I dropped the bomb that killed Saddam

We all got scrambled on TST
And I knew right then and there that it would be me
We were screaming on that radio for KMART to let us go
But all we heard was...
And I dropped the bomb that killed Saddam

We held for hours in our CAP
When the SOF guys said that he was taking a crap
He was popping a vein in his forehead trying hard to push 
out a warhead
When mine landed squarely in his lap
And I dropped the bomb that killed Saddam

He didn't look so dapper dying there on the crapper
His problems were abated no longer constipated
That aint no body double underneath all that rubble
The B-1s said they got ‘em but I saw him at Al Taqqadam
His presence proved my thesis lying there in several 
pieces