She says soda and i say pop 

I'm all about cheese and she's definitely not 

She's salt water taffy and herbal tea 

And i'm beef jerky and black coffee 

But that's ok 

I hit it off anyway with my east coast girl woa-oh 

she rocks my world, yea-ah 

I think surfing would make me sore 

But i wanna build sandcastles on the Jersey shore 

With my east coast girl 

She drinks woodchuck and i drink beer 

She hunts for sandcrabs and i hunt deer 

She's never even been under arrest 

And i'm a criminal from the mid-west 

But that's alright 

I still love to talk all night 

With my east coast girl 

It's her slight accent that i adore 

And things are much clearer now than they were before 

And she's so much more PC than me 

She thinks that euchre's wack 

Won't you go visit DC with me 

Or would you rather play blackjack 

I've never even been to new york city 

I don't know why 

Oh please let me be your midwest guy