Help preacher collar, pay the man a dollar
Try to buy forgiveness for a sin
Take in communion, a fee and we're a union
Playing cops and robbers to the end
See yourself??? phonetic???, trying to cause a panic
Trying to open, heaven for a fee
There's no debate and what's the use in waiting
'Cause the best things in afterlife are free
Tax the churches, tax the preachers
Raise their houses, raise their steeples
Godless business, give them shovels, heaven for a fee
You know the best things in afterlife, the best things in afterlife, the best things in afterlife are free

First with the money, land of milk and honey
Guarantee the place upon god's knee
There's no denying, we need some crucifying
'Cause the best things in afterlife are free
Tax the churches, tax the preachers
Raise their houses, raise their steeples
Godless business, give them shovels, heaven for a fee
You know the best things in afterlife, the best things in afterlife, the best things in afterlife are free

You know the best things in afterlife, the best things in afterlife, the best things in afterlife are free
They are free, they are free, free, oh they are free, they are free