Chorus:I’m the queen of the sleazy tabloidsI rule the trashy kingdomLike lady di they make sure I am never left alonePapparazzi and reporters stalk me from the shadowsMaking sure to kepp my royal assetts on my throneOh they talk about the loversThat I keep undercoverAnd I wish that I was as much funAs they have you believeJust like alec baldwinI’d love to whack ’em all oneBut instead I’ll wait and seeWho I am sleepin’ with next weekI’m the queen of the sleazy tabloidsAnd I rule the trashy kingdomBut the rumors raise my cue scoreAnd pay for my big homeI guess I ’augt to sue themBut instead I guess I’ll use themTo keep me in the spotlightAnd keep me on my throneCause I’m the queen of the sleazy tabloids