I will follow you to where there are no strangers 
Dark afternoon, little feelings and little favors 
You will follow me across a blank existence 
A tumbleweed that meets with no resistance 

Welcome to the idiot's convention 
Leave all your loneliness behind 
There is no love but no rejection 
Throw away your keys and lose your mind 

Who will follow who until there is no laughter 

Welcome to the idiot's convention 
Leave all your loneliness behind 
There is no love but no rejection 
Throw away your keys and lose your mind 

You can lose your name or find your fame 
You can paint your face and dance in place 

Welcome to the idiot's convention 
Leave all your loneliness behind 
There is no love but no rejection 
Throw away your keys and lose your mind