I love Lucy

I love Lucy Liu

Yes I love her twice as much as you

Now there's Jolie

Angela Jolie

Could you ever look as good as she

Oh, oh, whoa ho-o-oh



And I just want someone that will come home

Hey now, hey now, hey now

Why don't you come

why don't you come home



Now there's Zeta

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Yes her body is perfectly toned

When I meet her

We'll be mates you'll see

And I'll be the guy the guys want to be

Oh, oh, whoa ho-o-oh



And I just want someone that will come home

Hey now, hey now, hey now

Why don't you come

why don't you come home

And just one star jump out of magazines

Into my arms

Hey now

We took it too

we took it too far



You're watching watching you watching me

You're watching watching you watching me

You're watching watching you watching me

You're watching me

You're watching watching you watching me

You're watching watching you watching me

You're watching watching you watching me

You're watching me

You're watching watching you watching me

You're watching watching you watching me

You're watching watching you watching me

Stop watching me

Oh, ho-o-whoa



And I just want someone that will come home

Hey now, hey now, hey now

Why don't you come

why don't you come home

And just one star jump out of magazines

Into my arms

Hey now

We took it too

we took it too far