He's my guy and I love him truly
 He's not good lookin', heaven knows
 But I'm wild about his crazy clothes

 He wears tan shoes with pink shoelaces
 A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
 Tan shoes with pink shoelaces
 And a big Panama with a purple hat band

 ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
 ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh

 He takes me deep-sea fishing in a submarine
 We got to drive-in movies in a limousine
 He's got a whirly-birdy and a 12-foot yacht
 Ah, but thats-a not all he's got

 He's got tan shoes with pink shoelaces
 A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
 Tan shoes with pink shoelaces
 And a big Panama with a purple hat band

 Now Dooley had a feelin' we were goin' to war
 So he went out and enlisted in a fightin' corps
 But he landed in the brig for raisin' such a storm
 When they tried to put 'em in a uniform

 He wanted tan shoes with pink shoelaces
 A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
 He wanted tan shoes with pink shoelaces
 And a big Panama with a purple hat band

 ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
 ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh

 Now one day Dooley started feelin' sick
 And he decided that he better make his will out quick
 He said  "Just before the angels come to carry me
 I want it down in writin' how to bury me."

 A'wearin tan shoes with pink shoelaces
 A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
 Give me tan shoes with pink shoelaces
 And a big Panama with a purple hat band

 ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
 ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
 ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh

 And a big Panama with a purple hat band