I don't have those big eyes, that round face and cute smile
I don't dance like Britney, ain't sexy, got no style yeah
I don't always smell like roses, button on my pants just barely closes
But you love me like that

Often get distracted, I'm clumsy, not refined
I can't tell good jokes ‘cause I mess up the punch line yeah
I don't wake up like a princess, mumble in my sleep, I don't always make sense
But you love me like that
Yea you love me like that

I drink mocktails on the Bahamas
I wear ten year old pajamas
I make fun of all your exes
You make typos, I correct them
I’m a loser, I’m a freak and I’m a drama queen
But you’ll kiss me on the head and you’ll tell me
“Don’t be sad, there’s nothing that will ever come between
Cause you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me”
Best thing that’s ever happened to me

I don’t have no curves, I’m as flat as a surfboard
And I’m super shy, I’m as shut as a front door
I’m not perfect and I’m not flawless, the bag on my back is filled with all my problems
But you love me like that

I drink mocktails on the Bahamas
I wear ten year old pajamas
I make fun of all your exes
You make typos, I correct them
I’m a loser, I’m a freak and I’m a drama queen
But you’ll kiss me on the head and you’ll tell me
“Don’t be sad, there’s nothing that will ever come between
Cause you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me”
Best thing that’s ever happened to me

I drink mocktails on the Bahamas
I wear ten year old pajamas
I make fun of all your exes
You make typos, I correct them
I’m a loser, I’m a freak and I’m a drama queen
But you’ll kiss me on the head and you’ll tell me
“Don’t be sad, there’s nothing that will ever come between
Cause you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me”
Best thing that’s ever happened to me

Oh oh oh best thing that’s ever happened to me
Oh oh oh best thing that’s ever happened to me