It's new  it's out of the ordinary
 It's rather extrordinary  so yo bust this commentary
 A literary  genius  and a superior beat creator
 have come together  and we made a
 musical composition which we think is a remedy
 to cure all the dance floors that's empty
 You wanna dance? We got what you want
 Jazzy Jeff and Fresh Prince bustin out with the brand new funk

 It was kind of an accident, the way that it happened
 One day I was rappin, and on the beat, Jeff was backin me up
 And all of a sudden, he brought in a cut
 And I dropped my microphone and said, "What the...?
 Hold up, Jeff, wait a minute, play it"
 He just smiled and said, "Yeah def ain't it?"
 It was {funky} it made wanna {get, get down!}
 And we knew almost at once it was the {brand new funk}
 So we continued to listen to it
 And we knew it was def when I started rappin to it
 So I gave a hi-five to Jeff
 and without hesitation popped in my cassette
 I took it home that night, and analyzed it
 Rewound the tape over and over, and memorized it
 That Friday, we went to the club
 And out and out cold tore it up!
 You shoulda seen the people dancin and shakin and movin and jumpin
 and spinnin and clappin, while the beatboxin was groovin
 and screamin and yellin while on the microphone I was flowin
 Fresh rhymes I was showin, the people say, "Yo keep goin"
 So I continued to rock, while Jeff was on the beatbox
 Special assistance from my homeboy Ready Rock
 People barged just to get up front
 to get a bird's eye view of what we call the brand new funk

 Yo Jeff! {Rock the beat}
 Yo Jeff! {Rock the beat}
 Yo Jeff! {Rock the beat}
 * Jazzy Jeff cuts and scratches *

 Yo Jeff! {Rock the beat}
 Yo Jeff! {Rock the beat}
 Yo Jeff! {Rock the beat with your hands..}
 * Jazzy Jeff cuts and scratches *

 Now get funky with the beat!
 * Jeff starts spinning backwards *
 Now turn it all around!

 The most original, amazing, astounding, miraculous
 remarkable, startling, sensational, stupendous
 music, that has ever been created
 is ours - but believe me it was complicated
 But we have done it, so now we can breathe
 a long awaited sigh of relief
 This isn't a publicity stunt
 It's the raw untouched, pure, hard brand new funk!

 {Rock the beat}
 {Rock the beat}
 {Rock the beat}
 {Rock the beat}
 {Rock the beat}
 {Rock the beat}
 * Jazzy Jeff cuts and scratches *
 {Rock the beat with your hands..}
 {Rock the beat}
 {Rock the beat}
 {Rock the beat}
 {Rock the beat}
 {Rock the beat}
 {Rock the beat}
 * Jazzy Jeff cuts and scratches *
 {Rock the beat with your hands