(feat. MC Abdominal) 



[Abdominal] 

I like to rap a lot so permit me to rap a little 

My name is Abdominal I'll make you laugh and giggle 

Just like a little schoolgirl when I'm touching the mic 

Me and a crap rapper? Nothing alike 

Cos they crap, and I'm not 

Could you demonstrate? Why not 

Let me take this little opportunity so soon you'll see 

How you and me be different when it comes to fluency 

The crowd be rooting me and booing thee 

First to hit 3 lines that you be polluting the 

Atmosphere with, you'll get subjected to scrutiny 

Stupidly oblivious to the soon-to-be mutiny on the 

Part of the crowd,,eventually even your crew will be like 

"Abdominal is pretty damn good" 

But that's what I've been trying to say man 

Would you remove those bananas from your earholes and pay attention 

In the long run this will bring everyone less tension 

And I won't be forced to have to hit you with these vicious battle raps 

But really less battle raps than straight up facts 

Kinda like a news report 

Untrue? Fuck you be this Jews retort! 

You'll lose the sport, can't you see the predicament? 

Nurse, gauze, and lots of ligaments 

Victim sent courtesy of a friendly neighbourhood Abdominal 

Doing his best to fill the hospitals 

They say he's some sort of musical vigilante 

On a one-man crusade to do away with anything even remotely wack 

He rips the lips off of rappers and frees the tracks 

We really can't thank him enough I'd love to shake his hand 

Say thanks for taking a stand evacuating the land of the uncreative and bland 

"Doctor is it true when they say that he's as handsome as a deity" 

Like a chiselled greek god, plus nimble like a tree frog 

But with the strength of 10 men, who each possess the strength of ten men! 

"In other words the strength of 100 men?" 

Nurse, please dont interrupt me when 

I'm in the midst of a descriptive homage to this folk legend 

Rumour has it that he's bench-pressing 

At least 400 pounds and that's with the left arm alone! 

What about the right? Writing poems 

Simultaneously, insane ya can see but that's the type of mc that we're 

Dealing with here, highly creative annunciation impeccable 

Delivery style versatile very flexible breath control unparalelled 

In his line of work his rhymes will hurt these spineless jerks 

Yeah they'll still find the time to flirt, with all kinds of skirts 

"He should try a nurse" keep your mind on your work 

Like he keeps his mind on the verse when he's timing his words 

You could set your clock to the rhyming ya heard eminating from between the two lips 

Of the ABD-om-INAL, suckers think they swell 

He'll be like "hmm pray tell" 

They straight K-Tel wheras he be cold chilling 

Steady knocking fillings outta mouths of super-villains 

And then charging 'em for dental repairs 

Lay em down gently in the dental chair 

Fasten the bib, a real no-brainer 

Next step in the procedure administer the novacaine 

Or better yet a more effective anaesthetic 

Like a pint of chilled rubbing alcohol for the vocally pathethic 

Once theyre snorin the work commences by this 

Blood-splattered, demented dentist 

Dr. Abdominal extracting tongues, rendering wack rappers dumb 

Some who look like they got a bit of endurance 

Also get their lips sewn shut for assurance 

I know it sounds harsh but he can't be sympathetic 

In his war against the wackness it's an epidemic 

Spreading over cities nations and continents 

Abdominal heaven-sent antidote, through dopeness 

With a 'M' on my chest, for microphonist