DJ'ing is an easy way to get laid

And my God, they like it ! 

DJ'ing is an easy way to get laid

Everybody wants to be a DJ

I remember the day I first heard electronic music
I knew back then that this illegal computer sound was gonna be my call
My heart got hooked on for by for beats 
when house took this journey with Jack Chicago and acid house
Now my heart is hooked forever
I don't care if it's French-tek, hardstyle, harcore, oldschool or jump
I don't understand people who are satisfied with ordenary pop music
They just listen to whatever radio stations decide the should like
Followed by an overkill of ringtone camercials meant for kids
and my GOD the like it! ( Myy Gooood)
Some people think that house clubs are for weirdos only
Maybe the're right, maybe we are weird,
maybe this music is weird and maybe the clubs are overrated
But we're in this togheter
If you're in the scene, being a DJ seems like a natural path to follow 
Ha, and back in the days, DJ's were weird people who like music in a weard way 
Back then you had to be nerd to become a DJ
Now a days, everybody wants to be a Dj
Now a days, everybody wants to be that nerd ! 
It sickens me!
I hate those smartasses who think DJ is an easy way to get laid
Well .. Get a life ! 
If you're not in it for the love of the music, would you please FUCK OFF ! 

If you're not in it for the love of the music, would you please FUCK OFF !