Uh hi officers
We have a flat tire back there
You think you guys can help us out?

No that's not my job
My job is not to help you fucking ass out

I mean you know I don't have any other way to get home

That's not my job asshole

Well uh, could you tell me what your job is?

Right now, my job is eating these donuts
Or maybe
Hey wait a minute, aren't you...