[phone rings] 



[Ludacris] 

Hello? 



[Woman] 

Baby you will not believe this 

This nigga ain't been home in three days 

His kids runnin all over my house 

I don't know what to do 

He comes in and out the house all times of the night 

His girls keep calling my phone 

They blowing it up calling back and forth wanting to cuss at me 

I can't take this no more 

I'm not sittin up in this house no more 

He can have this 

I need to come see you baby 

Can I please come see you baby? 



[Chorus: Ludacris] 

One, here's what you do 

Now my name's Ludacris but please meet my crew 

Two, say, there's no time to play 

Bring a box of Magnums and get blown away, hey 

Three, there's no changing me 

I'm a pimp for most and it's plain to see 

Four, I'm so glad if he made you mad 

I know a way to get back that'll make you glad, you heard? 



[Ludacris] 

Hello? 



[Woman] 

Cris, I just caught this motherfucker cheating with my best friend 

I cannot believe this shit 



[Verse 1: Ludacris] 

Oh, it's no time to fret 

Come quick with my favorite bra and panty set 

Yep, oh, bust through the door 

Slide off the mink coat and throw it on the floor 

Oh, yep, climb up the stairs 

Keep your high heels on and let down your hair 

Yep, oh, let me grease them thighs 

Then turn it on around and get a back massage 

Oh, yep, 'cause I aim to please 

We can take our little time it ain't a thing to me 

Yep, oh, I'm just along for the ride 

So turn this way and let me kiss down the side 

Oh, yep, and then it's off with your garments 

And please hold on while we shake the apartment 

Yep, oh, and pop a bobble of bub 

And before we go again we can jump in the tub, yea 



[Woman] 

Thank you baby, I needed that 

So when we gonna do this again? 



[Chorus] 



[Ludacris] 

Hello? 



[Woman] 

Cris, this nigga's stressin me 

I gotta get away 

I just need some time away right now 

Boo, can you please come see me? 



[Verse 2: Ludacris] 

Wait, no need to explain 

I got a first-class ticket, just get on the plane 

Yep, oh, and do your gangster strut 

There'll be a stretch limousine that'll pick you up 

Oh, yep, bring it straight to me 

I'll be on the top floor, hit the penthouse suite 

Yep, oh, come on out your threads 

And get wet, the shower got about fifty heads 

Oh, yep, blow a sack with me 

And head come on outside to the balcony 

Yep, oh, you're a popular girl 

But I'd like to introduce you to the top of the world 

Oh, yep, and let the games begin 

Don't you love the way the breeze just hits your skin 

Yep, oh, before we do it again 

Hold tight and I can call up a couple of friends, yep 



[Woman] 

Thank you baby 

You're always there when I need you 

I love you for that 



[Chorus] 



[Ludacris] 

Hello? 



[Woman] 

Ay, estoy cansada ese negro 

Solo que perder este pendejo 



[Verse 3: Ludacris] 

Oh, wipe your tears away 

Give your boy 10 minutes 'cause I'm on my way 

Yep, oh, and quit the whoopty whoop 

'Cause I bet you never rolled in a Bentley coupe 

Oh, yep, the inside is snug 

Take your boots off and baby put your feet on the rug 

Yep, oh, and put the drinks aside 

Just lay back kick it and enjoy the ride 

Oh, yep, let the speakers bleed 

And I hope you don't mind if I increase the speed 

Yep, oh, feel the engine thrust 

Let it flow through your body, your adrenaline rush 

Oh, yep, I know it turns you on 

Feeling like you're in a place where you really belong 

Yep, oh, go and grab your clutch 

And I can make you come again without a single touch, uh 



[Woman] 

Ay, gracias por todo papi 

Ay, te amo papi 



[Chorus]