Scheherazadie had a thousand tales
 But master you in luck
 'cause up your sleeve
 You got a brand of magic never fails!
 You got some power in your corner now
 Some heavy ammunition in your camp
 You got some punch, pizzazz,
 yahoo and how
 See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
 And I'll say
 Mister Aladdin sir
 What will your pleasure be?
 Let me take your order, jot it down
 You ain't never had a friend like me
 No no no!
 Life is your restaurant
 And I'm your maitre' d!
 C'mon whisper what it is you want
 You ain't never had a friend like me.
 Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
 You're the boss, the king, the shah!
 Say what you wish, it's yours!True dish
 How about a little more Baklava?
 Try some of column 'A'
 Try all of column 'B'
 I'm in the mood to help you dude
 You ain't never had a friend like me
 Can your friends do this?
 Do your friends do that?
 Do your friends pull this
 out their little hat
 Can your friends go pouf!
 Well look here
 Can your friends go Abracadabra, let 'er rip
 And then make the sucker disappear?
 So don't you sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
 I'm here to answer all your
 midday prayers
 You got me bona fide, certified
 You got a genie for a charg? d'affairs!
 I got a powerful urge to help you out
 So what you wish I really want to know
 You got a wish that's three miles long, no doubt
 So all you gotta do is rub like so,
 and oh!
 Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
 I'm on the job, you big nabob
 You ain't never had a friend,
 never had a friend
 You ain't never had a friend,
 never had a friend
 You ain't never...had a... friend... like...me!
 You ain't never had a friend like me