I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked an eye,
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly.

I saw a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring,
I saw a polka dot railroad tie.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly.

I saw a clothes horse rear up and buck!
They say that a man made a vegetable truck!
I didn't see that, I only heard,
But just to be sociable, I'll take their word!

I heard a fireside chat, saw a baseball bat,
And I laughed til I thought I'd die,
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly (look out! )
When I see an elephant fly (look out! )
When I see an elephant fly!