You've got the biggest green eyes they've ever seen

And in that red dress

There's no contest

You're the prettiest one around

And you reach down in your purse to check your phone

And already there's five guys trying to light it

When they realize



That everybody wants to know your name

And they're just thinking of the perfect words to break the ice

But every time it's just in vain

Cause you're not impressed

But you're so polite



I know I'm not the sharpest knife you've ever seen

I don't have the clothes

I don't have the hair

I know whats going on and I'm self aware

And for some weird reason

That meens more to you

Than what any two bit scene kid could say to you



Cause everybody wants to know your name

And they're just thinking of the perfect words to break the ice

But every time it's just in vain

Cause you're not impressed

But you're so polite