The world is mine, it's not yours
Take your shit run out the door
Don't look now someone stole your purse
It was me I've got this curse!

{Chorus:
It's too late to wonder why
You call the cops but they won't help
Should've turned around sooner
On to the next whole life to take...
I've got something to steal (x4)}

You chased me down yesterday
Jokes on you I got away
Now the cops are on my back
I won't panic I'll just laugh

(Chorus)

I'm a cleptomaniac (x8)
And I'm gonna attack!

I've got something to steal (x4)