[Mary Brown]

Hello, this is Mary Brown and I'm your sterwardess

Thanks for flying B.M.P. Airlines

Fasten your seatbelts to prepare for takeoff

And now, your captain



[Diamond Shell]

Now all aboard, just prepare yourself

for a dangerous ride, so please fastern your seatbelts

All systems go, turbos kicked on

Countdown - three two one, we're gone

As I got the shift, the pedal's down to the floor

We can circle the earth, in a minute or more

So please be my guest to let yo' heads rest

and the seat reclines like a streamlined mattress

Upon takeoff, please remain in your seats

cause we'll be at the altitude of eighty-thousand feet

Now, one more rule durin launchtime

Yo please observe the no smokin signs

We'll hit warp speed, travel fast through a time port

Then, the time is right so we split like divorce court

Sit back, max and relax and stay strapped

and huh, over and out this is your captain

This is your captain speakin



[Mary Brown]

We are now flying at an altitude of eighty-thousand feet

We may be facing a little turbulence

So keep your seatbelts fastened

and let Diamond Shell, rock on



[Diamond Shell]

It's a perfect night, the stars are just right

and at this height, I just love bein in flight

And I just might, take you to another dimension zone

So far, that you could never get home

So get on board, as we prepare to leave the dock

Now strap in, as we break out like the chicken pox

Grab hold of somethin stable, and don't let go

because the G force will pulls ya down to the floor

You're intrigued by the smooth slow flow of a ship so slow

that's still swift and I know that you know

There's no need to try to be what you're not G

That's called a wannabe, so take advice from me

We spent a long time comin, and we travelled a far

great distance even greater than those between a star

Sit back, max and relax and stay strapped

and huh, over and out this is your captain

This is your captain speakin



[Mary Brown]

We hope you're enjoying your flight

We will be serving refreshments

If you have any questions, please ask me, Mary Brown

or your co-pilot, DJ D.O.C.



[Diamond Shell]

The last (??) of flight, the landing gear's being lit down

Return to your seats, strap in, sit yourself down

No cigars no cigarettes, no smoke or nothin else

If somethin happens, you might choke yourself

Please return your seats to the position of upright

and prepare for somethin smooth, cause I'm right

and, the ink from the pen is like a drug

Except it's pushed by me, not some narcotic dealin thug

So yo, that makes me the captain of your flight

The pusher the provider rap is legal so it's alright

And therefore, no cops play me close or scout me

and plus there's no wack TV commercials about me

Take as much as you want, you could never O.D.

On the D to the I to the A, M-N-O-D

The average I'm not, I'm five steps above that

Plus what I'm sellin, don't give bad flashbacks

Bad trips is not included just a pumpin good time

Some scratches a beat, and a Diamond Shell rhyme

Plus my rhyme takes you higher than that crack you buy

So take flight with the Captain and give Shell a try

And if you fiend for a hit, yo don't steal from a friend

Just buy the tape and just play it again

This is your captain



[Mary Brown]

Our flight has now ended

We thank you for choosing B.M.P. Airlines

And remember, on your next flight

let Diamond Shell rock on.. rock on.. rock on.. [echoes]