Little lady 

With Dingwall's bullshit 

Ah, you're so stupid 

Foetid brainwaves 


Little lady 

What really happens 

When you see mirrors 

You get the shivers 

Ahhh..... 


Making love to 

The Mersey Tunnel 

With a sausage. 

Have you ever been to Liverpool ? 


Please don't talk much 

It burns my ears 

Tonight you've talked for a thousand years. 


(what I'm trying to say) 


Plastic's real when you're real sick 

Plastic's real when you're real sick 

Plastic's real when you're real sick 

Plastic's real when you're real sick 

Plastic's real when you're real sick 

Plastic's real when you're real sick 

Plastic's real when you're real sick 

Plastic's real when you're real sick 


Tell me what you've got to look so pleased about 

Tell me what you've got to look so pleased about 


Oh... 


London Lady, 

Why did you lay me ? 

Your head is crowded with the names you've hounded 

The lines around your 

Eyes they show me 

You realise the party's over London Lady 

Party's over London Lady 


Tell me what you've got to look so pleased about 

Tell me what you've got to look so pleased about